Pan Twardowski
Pan Twardowski
Twardowski thought he had written the perfect loophole into a contract with the Devil. The Devil, unfortunately, could read.
The bargain
According to the best-known form of the legend, the Kraków nobleman Twardowski wanted knowledge and power beyond ordinary study. He made a bargain with the Devil: supernatural ability in exchange for his soul.
But Twardowski wrote a condition into the contract. The Devil could take him only in Rome. Twardowski had no intention of going there.
For years the trick seemed to work. The legend made him a sorcerer capable of summoning spirits, and the most famous episode tied him to King Zygmunt August. After Barbara Radziwiłł’s death, the grieving king supposedly asked to see her again. Twardowski conjured an apparition and warned him not to touch it. A cracked metal mirror preserved at Węgrów later became identified as the glass used in the ritual.
The historical figure beneath the legend is uncertain. Scholar Roman Bugaj proposed Lorenz Dhur, rendered in Latin as Laurentius Durus: durus and Polish twardy both mean “hard.” Michał Rożek also points to Łukasz Górnicki’s Dworzanin polski of 1566 as the oldest Kraków notice of a Twardowski figure. These are historical clues, not proof that one identifiable magician created the whole legend.
The loophole closes
Eventually Twardowski enters an inn called Rzym — Rome. The Devil appears and claims that the contract’s condition has been met.
Twardowski prays or sings a hymn to the Virgin Mary. The Devil loses his grip, but Twardowski does not return to Earth. He lands on the Moon, where a stable later tradition gives him a spider companion called Maciek, lowered on a thread to bring news from Kraków.
Several Polish inns later claimed to be the legendary “Rome.” The best known survives at Sucha Beskidzka, but the building is much too late to be the original setting. It is a physical home adopted by the legend rather than evidence for it.
Adam Mickiewicz gave the tale its most famous comic literary form in Pani Twardowska. There, the Devil discovers that one of Twardowski’s conditions is to spend a year living with Twardowski’s formidable wife — and flees instead.
The core joke survives every version: Twardowski writes the small print, and Hell eventually finds its own interpretation.